— Sincerely, Women The trouble with living in sin is the shortage of closet space. - Linda Sunshine Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.
- Missy Dizick There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. O'Rourke They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once! I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. - Scott Roeben Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini.
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Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
Unknown Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion.
Lorna Adler Date Night is insurance for your marriage. Dave Attell My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher.
I’ve never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. I’m not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax. Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love. My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. I think I’m a change from what it would be like dating a normal guy who doesn’t talk too much. The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.Jerry Seinfeld Date Night–It’s cheaper than marriage counseling. either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. - Stockard Channing Fidelity to the subject's thoug Any idiot would know women's needs are simple. O'Rourke What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house.